搞笑俯卧撑

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2.如果我曾经看得远一点，是因为我比别人多做了三下俯卧撑。——牛顿.
%ZR%IYJi)d|03.做俯卧撑时运动速度大小，取决于你选取的参照物。——爱因斯坦.金桥翻译1F4K{-U`
4.天才就是百分之九十九的汗水加上三个俯卧撑。——爱迪生.金桥翻译 ?0g-`I$B
5．俯卧撑即合理。——黑格尔.
Y#m7Or;_t06．做俯卧撑还是立卧撑，这是个问题。——哈姆雷特.金桥翻译M;lm8xuC o
7．俯卧撑尚未完成，同志们仍需努力。——孙中山.
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9．俯卧撑已经做三下了，胜利还会远吗？——雪莱.金桥翻译j gX oA/~{8ku2t b
10．世界上本来是没有路的，做俯卧撑的人多了，也就成了路。——鲁迅.金桥翻译U.] fh(v0k
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11．做自己的俯卧撑，让别人说去吧！——但丁.
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|8]%b012．我有一个梦想，有这麽一天，每一个黑人都可以自由地做俯卧撑，而没有人去问他们为什么！——马丁.路德.金.
H{$Q0E4or+I*MVv013．俯，我所欲也；撑，亦我所欲也！——孟子.
%_(u|Yw`F}|e{014．轻轻的我撑起来了，正如我轻轻地俯下，我挥一挥衣袖，不带走一丝尘土！——徐志摩.金桥翻译{nQ3m ~1f*W&Qw

现在“俯卧撑”有了新意，其含义可以从下段“词源”中自由发挥：发布会上贵州省公安厅发言人在介绍调查情况时说到，在李树芬溺水之前，与其同玩的刘某曾制止过其跳河行为，见李心情平静下来，刘“便开始在桥上做俯卧撑，当刘做到第三个俯卧撑的时候，听到李树芬大声说‘我走了’，便跳下河中”。金桥翻译k-q%_vX:|*`P"W[

该新词新意大概有金桥翻译^Y7Epv?P#u

1. “与某事表面上无关系”；

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3. 一种潜在的危险存在，做俯卧撑者却“没觉察”

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关于发言人的那段英文：

In China, the meaning of the phrase "push-up" has taken a new turn. It seems that people now are giving free rein to their imagination about its new meaning from the following “etymologic source”: the official version of Li Shufen's death as released by a spokesman of Guizhou Provincial Police Bureau at a news briefing about the drowning of Li:
C0H-^^{_ WA0"Before Li’s drowning hazard, Liu, one of the other three teens who came out together with Li that night, had pleaded with her not to commit suicide by drowning. When Liu felt that the girl had calmed down, he began to do push-ups on the bridge. Unfortunately, just after his third push-up, he heard Li Shufen begin to cry to them ‘I'm leaving now!’ and, in no time, Li had jumped into the river."金桥翻译S3_%B7Xz"{;?'FVd

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